There is something so incongruent about this picture, yet, it captures naughtyness nicely!

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But in an age of Internet ordinations of “ministers,” what a flock of fancy calls a “church” others might consider a far different kind of religious experience.

Consider the ministry of John Ondrik. Ordained online (for $90), the organizer of the Spiritual Palace sought a special zoning exception for his “church” in residential North Huntingdon. Affiliated with the nonprofit Church of Spiritual Humanism, the Rev. Ondrik says he provides his 40-member congregation “a more private, more hands-on” worship service.

In rejecting Ondrik’s application — “as to be unbelievable” — zoning officials cited “overwhelming credible testimony” revealing not a church but a commercial business “offering sexual-lifestyle-type services for a fee.”

Officials say the Spiritual Palace shares the same address as a place called the Swingers Palace. “Parishioners” pay a minimum $50 fee to “worship.”

We are not prudes. And we’re not here to judge what consenting adults do behind closed doors; that’s their business. But it is fundamentally wrong for this operation to call itself a “church” in pursuit of special considerations afforded to bona fide churches.

Personal carnal pleasures are one thing. Abusing the law in their pursuit is quite another.

The Swingers Palace is Pennsylvania’s longest running swingers club.
Located just east of Pittsburgh, Pa.
The building is a spacious 2 story “On-Premise Club” that has all the facilities that truly makes this a Premier Paradise.
We offer a no pressure, casual, comfortable, and “safe” environment.
The Swingers Palace is the worlds “First and Only” Public Swingers Club that permits Any Swinger over 21 regardless of race, creed, national origin, or sexual preference.
We are a *Bi-Friendly* club that breaks all barriers in the swinging lifestyle, by getting rid of the labels and titles that are placed on bi-gentlemen and bi-ladies.

Don’t ridicule this - many of us have had religious experiences at swing clubs.

The banking crisis in US is so bad that even the Sperm banks are failing.

Thankfully, first 100,000 sperms of each sample are insured by the FUIC (Federal un-coitus Insurance Company).

To maintain confidence and shore up deposits, you are asked to “withdraw early” and make a deposit in the local branch.

Beautiful ads for Condoms.

As promised, we have a new date for the party.

After consulting with several top astrologers and checking and double
checking the positions of all the stars, we have decided to have the
party on the auspicious date of July 19th!

The party theme is RED for both guys and gals; so find all your fire
engine red thongs and come on down to Freedom Acres.
(http://www.clubfa.com)

This is a couples only party. NO RSVP is necessary. Before starting
out, check the desicouples.com site to make sure that no changes are
planned.

People invariably ask us “how many couples show up”? By that they
generally mean to ask “how many desi couples show up?”. The answer is
that we don’t really know. There have been times when 5-6 desi couples
show up and there have been times when only other desi thing there was
the street called “desire.”

see you there!

The FA party will be held in about two weeks.

“We all love to spend lots of money on buying new clothes, *
*but never realize that the best times are enjoyed without clothes”*

Not sure I agree with this completely, but it is funny!

Don’t forget the party on the 4th July!

Hey sexy desi couples:

It’s party time and let the fireworks begin!

When: 4th July Friday : about 10 pm
Where: Freedom Acres, Near Los Angeles, CA
Why: Because fireworks are for kids, we adults need a better way to
have fun. Also can you think of a better way to celebrate Independence
day?

This is a couples only party at one of the better swing clubs in
California.

NO RSVP is necessary, bring your adventurous spirit and come on down!

The website for Freedom Acres is

http://www.clubFA.com

The party theme is Red, White and Blue; and since you are desi, you
can bring a little brown too!

See you on Friday!

-Raj and Jas