Well, its only 75 cents, go ahead!

We am going to supply these with cocktails at our next party! A subliminal hint, I guess!

Ok, how many of these laptop positions have you tried? come on! Don’t be shy, you can tell us about it.

Now compare it to this one:

And tell us how many of these have you tried it?

Percentage wise, do you have more experience with Laptop Kamasutra then real kamasutra?

You’re hot! You’ve read a lot. You’ve done a lot, and there’s a lot you’d like to try in the future. You’ve got a sharp, sexy mind, and few inhibitions to restrain you from exploring all the pleasure you can get. You have few hang-ups, and there’s not much you don’t know about sex. You’re open-minded and able to enjoy things that would make a lesser person squeamish. You’re an exceptional treat as a lover, appreciated greatly by those who know the differnce. You were probably bored with a few of the people you’ve been with in your past, feeling like you had to drag them along with you in the sexual adventures you want to have, and probably dumping them for the same reason. It takes a lot to stimulate you; you realize it’s not just about bumping uglies. In the end there’s gotta be a lot more to it. Still, there is always room for improvement. Before you can graduate into a true sexual genius, there are a few things you’ve got to learn, to explore, to think through, talk through, and fuck through. A good place to start is in taking a look at the few things you’re still a little hesitant to try. Break down you’re last few barriers and discover the outer sexual frontiers, and you’ll become a master.

You can take your own test here.

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17048238509886995797

Let us know if you do better -we want to meet you.

Sex Life of Robots
Museum of Sex

Still from Michael Sullivan’s The Sex Life of Robots.

Trailer can be seen here!

I love Bad Indian girls!

If you are a young, pretty independent desi girl, chances are you will love this site.

It describes how to handle the Pervert Indian uncle and that pompus Indian guy!

I especially love the product page:

Instant Club Wear - A long skirt that drops to the ankles yet when you walk out the door, unzips to a short mini skirt.

Skin Darkening Cream - To get out of those potential arrange marriage situations. Darkens skin in less than 1 minute.

Thats what the world needs right now! More bad Indian girls!

I always fall for them, especially if they have just applied the skin darkening cream - Big huge kisses for them.

If you can’t come, please write!

Scribe your words of affection and give a new meaning to the term pen pals with a colorful Condom Pen. Remember, if you can’t come, please write.

Not exactly sure when would I use this item. I do write dirty stuff sometime and I do feel that I should use condom then, but having it inside the pen is no help at all.

Here are a few oft repeated things that I find hilarious about desi
sex stories.

1. Your best friend is so often impotent that his wife is always
looking for someone to quench her thirst.

2. The husband of your next door neighbour is so busy minting money
that he has forgotten he has a wife and God sends you to do the needful

3. Your cousin all of sudden develops into this voluptuous beauty that
you can not take your eyes off her.

4. While in a car, you so often brush the breasts/ thighs of your
colleague/ neighbour who has asked for a lift cause her own car broke
down.

5. Your dick is always bigger than that of your neighbour’s husband.
You ask her during sex and she confirms too.

6. The girl in question is always wet whether you have touched her
hair or her breasts just before you touch her there. Some turn on your
presence is.

7. The cunt in question is either clean shaven or has a thick bush. It
has never been shaved a week before.

8. Your neighbour never forgets to tell you that she has never had so
much fun with anyone.

9. She seldom forgets to tell that she has not slept with anyone
except her husband and you are the Greek God that has forced her to
abandon her loyalty.

10. Like an x rated film, your GF/ neighbour will always put ur dick
in her mouth first and than in her puss. I wonder whether this
sequence is ever going to change.

11. She will always scream “Please bahar nikalo dard ho raha hai”
whether she is a virgin or not. In the latter case, your well endowed
asset is the culprit.

12. You always get a virgin to screw though you always have a wealth
of experience. Even if she is a married woman with a 6 year old kid
she is still tight as hell because her hubby has stopped screwing her
for the last x no. of years.

13. The aunty standing in front of you in the bus always turns and
smiles when u rub your dick on her plump posterior. What sins did I
commit to not deserve this?

14. You are never satisfied with a single fuck. You always have sex
“thrice more and in various positions”.

15. There is always more to the tale and you “will disclose it in the
next part”

16. The girl/ female in question always shifts to another town 2
months after having sex with you. (Hmmm strange)

And the best one!

17. you are still looking for “girls, aunties, bhabis” in and around your areas.

There is a news story out:

NEW DELHI, June 30 (UPI) — Folks in India three times out of four use condoms for anything but their intended use, including toys, water containers and dust covers for rifles.

The Telegraph reported Saturday that free condoms were distributed as a means of cutting down on HIV and AIDS, but instead are being used for inventive purposes. They also are being melted down for their latex.

Here is a picture of a condom being used as a water tight housing for a camera.

So what is the most unusal use have you made of a condom?

An excellent ad from the French Aids/HIV information organisation.

Upside down, doggy style, 24 hours a day, with whipped cream, being milked as a cow, as a slave, knocking at the backdoor, with a fidel haircut, a threesome, at orgyland, doing the nurse, a sandwich; whatever you’re into, protect yourself.

Love the swimming pool part!