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	<title>Desi Couples Club > &#187; Humor</title>
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		<title>All about Internet Port</title>
		<link>http://www.desicouples.com/2010/all-about-internet-port/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 19:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kris &#38; Kameeni</dc:creator>
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Darn.. they misspelled Malaysia, otherwise a great informative learning experience.
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<p>Darn.. they misspelled Malaysia, otherwise a great informative learning experience.</p>
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		<title>Kamasutra cheat sheet : Henna for the wedding night</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 05:46:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kris &#38; Kameeni</dc:creator>
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This totally makes sense! A cheat sheet right in your hand, literally. Kamasutra poses, drawn with Henna, right on your hands.
Was this really published in Femina?
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<p>This totally makes sense! A cheat sheet right in your hand, literally. Kamasutra poses, drawn with Henna, right on your hands.</p>
<p>Was this really published in Femina?</p>
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		<title>Sexism is everywhere &#8211; and thank god for that!</title>
		<link>http://www.desicouples.com/2009/sexism-is-everywhere-and-thank-god-for-that/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 07:49:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kris &#38; Kameeni</dc:creator>
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Sexism is everywhere &#8211; and thank god for that!
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<p>Sexism is everywhere &#8211; and thank god for that!</p>
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		<title>Love it when desi girls get naughty!</title>
		<link>http://www.desicouples.com/2008/love-it-when-desi-girls-get-naughty/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Nov 2008 10:52:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kris &#38; Kameeni</dc:creator>
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There is something so incongruent about this picture, yet, it captures naughtyness nicely!
Click for a better view.
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<p>There is something so incongruent about this picture, yet, it captures naughtyness nicely!</p>
<p>Click for a better view.</p>
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		<title>Banking Crisis : Sperm banks failing?</title>
		<link>http://www.desicouples.com/2008/banking-crisis-sperm-banks-failing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 23:28:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kris &#38; Kameeni</dc:creator>
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The banking crisis in US is so bad that even the Sperm banks are failing.
Thankfully, first 100,000 sperms of each sample are insured by the FUIC (Federal un-coitus Insurance Company).
To maintain confidence and shore up deposits, you are asked to &#8220;withdraw early&#8221; and make a deposit in the local branch.
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<p align="center">The banking crisis in US is so bad that even the Sperm banks are failing.</p>
<p align="center">Thankfully, first 100,000 sperms of each sample are insured by the FUIC (Federal un-coitus Insurance Company).</p>
<p align="center">To maintain confidence and shore up deposits, you are asked to &#8220;withdraw early&#8221; and make a deposit in the local branch.</p>
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		<title>Classified ad</title>
		<link>http://www.desicouples.com/2008/classified-ad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 23:35:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kris &#38; Kameeni</dc:creator>
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		<title>Solution to India&#8217;s energy problem found: harness the untapped power of Bollywood breast motion!</title>
		<link>http://www.desicouples.com/2008/solution-to-indias-energy-problem-found-harness-the-untapped-power-of-bollywood-breast-motion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 10:10:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kris &#38; Kameeni</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I came across this article in Slate magazine about harnessing the untapped power of breast motion.

Apparently, in certain situation, you can generate enough power from breast motions to charge up your iPod.
It occurred to me that if we employed the same method to capture the untapped power of breast motion from Bollywood movies; that should [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I came across this <a href="http://www.slate.com/id/2193827/?from=rss">article in Slate magazine</a> about harnessing the untapped power of breast motion.</p>
<p align="center"><img height="340" alt="Image" hspace="10" src="http://www.desicouples.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/image-215.jpg" width="450" vspace="7" /></p>
<p>Apparently, in certain situation, you can generate enough power from breast motions to charge up your iPod.</p>
<p>It occurred to me that if we employed the same method to capture the untapped power of breast motion <strong><em>from Bollywood movies</em></strong>; that should seriously help with the energy shortage that India is facing!</p>
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		<title>Crazy Indian Video&#8230; Buffalaxed!</title>
		<link>http://www.desicouples.com/2008/crazy-indian-video-buffalaxed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 10:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kris &#38; Kameeni</dc:creator>
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&#8220;The Crazy Indian Video&#8221; with SUBTITLES THAT SAY WHAT I THINK THE VIDEO SOUNDS LIKE IN ENGLISH!!!

Buffalaxed is defined as :
A song in a non English language that has been given subtitles based on what the foreign words SOUND like, not the defenition is said to have been Buffalaxed. This word comes from a GENIUS [...]]]></description>
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<p>&#8220;The Crazy Indian Video&#8221; with SUBTITLES THAT SAY WHAT I THINK THE VIDEO SOUNDS LIKE IN ENGLISH!!!</p>
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<p>Buffalaxed is defined as :</p>
<p>A song in a non English language that has been given subtitles based on what the foreign words SOUND like, not the defenition is said to have been Buffalaxed. This word comes from a GENIUS on YouTube whose username is Buffalax. He (or she) created the concept of Buffalaxing and is REALLY good at it.</p>
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		<title>Funny threesome ad from Herbert Richers dubbing service</title>
		<link>http://www.desicouples.com/2008/funny-threesome-ad-from-herbert-richers-dubbing-service/</link>
		<comments>http://www.desicouples.com/2008/funny-threesome-ad-from-herbert-richers-dubbing-service/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jun 2008 05:31:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kris &#38; Kameeni</dc:creator>
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Click for a clearer view.
Tag line says &#8220;Out of sync dubbing, it can change the story&#8221;
Never let your story be out of sync!
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<p>Click for a clearer view.</p>
<p>Tag line says &#8220;Out of sync dubbing, it can change the story&#8221;</p>
<p>Never let your story be out of sync!</p>
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		<title>Gori: 10 reasons why your desi parents don&#8217;t want you to marry a gori!</title>
		<link>http://www.desicouples.com/2008/gori-10-reasons-why-your-desi-parents-dont-want-you-to-marry-a-gori/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 07:14:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kris &#38; Kameeni</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[She will make you happy for sure; write to her if you are Sri KLS.
 
You can check out her blog; she talks about Sri LKS (which stands for Lanmba, Kala, Sundar &#8211; for hindi challenged, it means Mr dark, tall and hansom)
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She will make you happy for sure; write to her if you are Sri KLS.</p>
<p><script src="http://flash.revver.com/player/1.0/player.js?mediaId:893911;width:480;height:392;" type="text/javascript"> </script></p>
<p>You can <a href="http://goriji.wordpress.com/">check out her blog</a>; she talks about Sri LKS (which stands for Lanmba, Kala, Sundar &#8211; for hindi challenged, it means Mr dark, tall and hansom)</p>
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