Here are a few oft repeated things that I find hilarious about desi
sex stories.

1. Your best friend is so often impotent that his wife is always
looking for someone to quench her thirst.

2. The husband of your next door neighbour is so busy minting money
that he has forgotten he has a wife and God sends you to do the needful

3. Your cousin all of sudden develops into this voluptuous beauty that
you can not take your eyes off her.

4. While in a car, you so often brush the breasts/ thighs of your
colleague/ neighbour who has asked for a lift cause her own car broke
down.

5. Your dick is always bigger than that of your neighbour’s husband.
You ask her during sex and she confirms too.

6. The girl in question is always wet whether you have touched her
hair or her breasts just before you touch her there. Some turn on your
presence is.

7. The cunt in question is either clean shaven or has a thick bush. It
has never been shaved a week before.

8. Your neighbour never forgets to tell you that she has never had so
much fun with anyone.

9. She seldom forgets to tell that she has not slept with anyone
except her husband and you are the Greek God that has forced her to
abandon her loyalty.

10. Like an x rated film, your GF/ neighbour will always put ur dick
in her mouth first and than in her puss. I wonder whether this
sequence is ever going to change.

11. She will always scream “Please bahar nikalo dard ho raha hai”
whether she is a virgin or not. In the latter case, your well endowed
asset is the culprit.

12. You always get a virgin to screw though you always have a wealth
of experience. Even if she is a married woman with a 6 year old kid
she is still tight as hell because her hubby has stopped screwing her
for the last x no. of years.

13. The aunty standing in front of you in the bus always turns and
smiles when u rub your dick on her plump posterior. What sins did I
commit to not deserve this?

14. You are never satisfied with a single fuck. You always have sex
“thrice more and in various positions”.

15. There is always more to the tale and you “will disclose it in the
next part”

16. The girl/ female in question always shifts to another town 2
months after having sex with you. (Hmmm strange)

And the best one!

17. you are still looking for “girls, aunties, bhabis” in and around your areas.