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Sex for the motherland: Russian youths encouraged to procreate at camp
Saw this interesting story about mass marriage and follow on procreation activities at the camp.
Nashi’s annual camp, 200 miles outside Moscow, is attended by 10,000 uniformed youngsters and involves two weeks of lectures and physical fitness.
Attendance is monitored via compulsory electronic badges and anyone who misses three events is expelled. So are drinkers; alcohol is banned. But sex is encouraged, and condoms are nowhere on sale.
Bizarrely, young women are encouraged to hand in thongs and other skimpy underwear – supposedly a cause of sterility – and given more wholesome and substantial undergarments.
I can live with no booze and no drugs but let the woman keep their thongs, please.
Whispers : if flowers could talk
Heard about this new design exhibit by Jay Yan called Whispers and really enjoyed its subtle character of the work!
It was profiled at TechCrunch
Whisper was the most intriguing project at the exhibit. It featured spartan garden of 9 Callie lilies on a white slab. If you moved close enough to put your ear to the flower you could hear a woman moaning. Literally – they play the sound of a woman moaning sexually through the flowers.
Think Georgia O’Keeffe 2.0.
Whispering orgasms – Ahhh, if flowers could talk!
A quicktime video is here.
Red Hot Party on the 28th July in Los Angeles Area
Hi Sexy Desi Couples:
Well, its summer time and the living is easy! What could make it better, you ask?
A Red Hot Party on the 28th July!
A couple friends of ours might be visiting LA area and we figured the best place to party with them would be at the Freedom Acres!
And for our kinds of party, more the merrier!
The party theme for girls and guys is to wear Red!
So all you desi couples, come on down, bring your sense of adventure and big huge smile on your face and thats all that is needed.
No RSVP is necessary; no need to notify home-land security; just waltz over to the Red hot party for couples.
See you there.
PS: Check this page before starting out – just in case the plans have changed or venue has been moved.
favourite FF play picture
This is my favourite FF play picture!
It is probably blasphemous to say it, but I love the Aum tattoo!
Funny things about Desi Sex Stories
Here are a few oft repeated things that I find hilarious about desi
sex stories.
1. Your best friend is so often impotent that his wife is always
looking for someone to quench her thirst.
2. The husband of your next door neighbour is so busy minting money
that he has forgotten he has a wife and God sends you to do the needful
3. Your cousin all of sudden develops into this voluptuous beauty that
you can not take your eyes off her.
4. While in a car, you so often brush the breasts/ thighs of your
colleague/ neighbour who has asked for a lift cause her own car broke
down.
5. Your dick is always bigger than that of your neighbour’s husband.
You ask her during sex and she confirms too.
6. The girl in question is always wet whether you have touched her
hair or her breasts just before you touch her there. Some turn on your
presence is.
7. The cunt in question is either clean shaven or has a thick bush. It
has never been shaved a week before.
8. Your neighbour never forgets to tell you that she has never had so
much fun with anyone.
9. She seldom forgets to tell that she has not slept with anyone
except her husband and you are the Greek God that has forced her to
abandon her loyalty.
10. Like an x rated film, your GF/ neighbour will always put ur dick
in her mouth first and than in her puss. I wonder whether this
sequence is ever going to change.
11. She will always scream “Please bahar nikalo dard ho raha hai”
whether she is a virgin or not. In the latter case, your well endowed
asset is the culprit.
12. You always get a virgin to screw though you always have a wealth
of experience. Even if she is a married woman with a 6 year old kid
she is still tight as hell because her hubby has stopped screwing her
for the last x no. of years.
13. The aunty standing in front of you in the bus always turns and
smiles when u rub your dick on her plump posterior. What sins did I
commit to not deserve this?
14. You are never satisfied with a single fuck. You always have sex
“thrice more and in various positions”.
15. There is always more to the tale and you “will disclose it in the
next part”
16. The girl/ female in question always shifts to another town 2
months after having sex with you. (Hmmm strange)
And the best one!
17. you are still looking for “girls, aunties, bhabis” in and around your areas.
Condoms used unusually in India
There is a news story out:
NEW DELHI, June 30 (UPI) — Folks in India three times out of four use condoms for anything but their intended use, including toys, water containers and dust covers for rifles.
The Telegraph reported Saturday that free condoms were distributed as a means of cutting down on HIV and AIDS, but instead are being used for inventive purposes. They also are being melted down for their latex.
Here is a picture of a condom being used as a water tight housing for a camera.
So what is the most unusal use have you made of a condom?
BOLLYWOOD COUPLES IN ROMANTIC SCENES
Pretty nice video, slow and romantic. Sometimes all you need is a one to one intense intimate time with the one you love!
Indian Sutra
You can use your imagination for things that happen inbetween the second and the last shot.
Humans are naturally polygamous
Came across a nice article in Psychology Today. It is by Alan S. Miller Ph.D., Satoshi Kanazawa Ph.D. They have a book coming out called Why Beautiful People Have More Daughters in late 2007.
We know that humans have been polygamous throughout most of history because men are taller than women.
Among primate and nonprimate species, the degree of polygyny highly correlates with the degree to which males of a species are larger than females. The more polygynous the species, the greater the size disparity between the sexes. Typically, human males are 10 percent taller and 20 percent heavier than females. This suggests that, throughout history, humans have been mildly polygynous.
Relative to monogamy, polygyny creates greater fitness variance (the distance between the “winners” and the “losers” in the reproductive game) among males than among females because it allows a few males to monopolize all the females in the group. The greater fitness variance among males creates greater pressure for men to compete with each other for mates. Only big and tall males can win mating opportunities. Among pair-bonding species like humans, in which males and females stay together to raise their children, females also prefer to mate with big and tall males because they can provide better physical protection against predators and other males.
Although I am a great fan of Evolutionary Biology, I am not sure if I always buy these arguments.
Also, I am not suggesting that alternative life style or swinging has anything to do with being polygamous. In fact it actually goes against the argument. In polygamous situations (in humans and in primates) there is a great deal of jealousy and and all the indicia of “possessiveness” present; in the swinging lifestyle that is not the case.
Swinging is more evolved, sophisticated and thoughtful response to hedonistic impulses. If it was as primal, one would see a lot more manifestation of it.