An excellent ad from the French Aids/HIV information organisation.
Upside down, doggy style, 24 hours a day, with whipped cream, being milked as a cow, as a slave, knocking at the backdoor, with a fidel haircut, a threesome, at orgyland, doing the nurse, a sandwich; whatever you’re into, protect yourself.
Love the swimming pool part!
Hey Sexy Desi Couples:
If I had a quarter for every time somebody asked me ” hey, when are you having your next party?”, then I would probably have enough money … to buy a nice item at a 99cents store!!
Just kidding!
So, how about this Saturday, 26th at Freedom Acres?
The theme is Red White and Blue!
Actually, women have to dress in Red, White and Blue and for Men, well, they can just bring the mast!
NO RSVP is necessary, just come on over at Freedom Acres; bring your big smile and sense of adventure, thats all that is needed. We will be there at 10ish.
Their website is http://www.clubFA.com
See you then!
Check http://www.desicouples.com/ on Saturday, just to make sure that there are no changes or if the venue has been moved.
Review of Develish Halloween Party from last year.
Hi Sexy Desi Couples:
VOW what a party! In one line – it was devilish fun with angle
faced women.
We got the party at about tenish, we entered the place and gosh, it
was full to the brim. People in all sort of costumes, colorful and
outrageous, lots of skin showing for sure and that made the scene so
much more vivid.
We had brought a bottle of Jas’s world famous apple martinis and we
poured a glass, got comfortable and my eyes were just fixated, or
may be I should say they were glazed over. The crowd was surely a
bit hipper and alluring, it seems; but it could be because of the
pretty costumes.
The costumes were so phenomenal and creative that I have to describe
them to you. The first one was a pool table and cue costume. This
skinny woman had a rectangle piece of dark green felt, which had
several balls glued on. Strategically there were two openings
through which her breasts were peeking out and she had colored them
to match with the color of the billiard balls. The side centre
pocket of the pool table was perfectly lined up and strategically
placed over the hole between her thigh. The guy was dressed as a
pool cue, yellowish shirt and wood grain alternating triangle at the
bottom; complete with a piece of blue foam he was holding as a piece
of chalk, Very nice indeed.
The second couple was dressed as a hand and male organ combination.
The guy was dressed as a dick and the girl was dressed as a hand
with five fingers. Essentially a glove – ah `made for each other’!
The third notable costume was a ‘dick network’ costume in which the
guy had a satellite dish on his head and also a small dish on his
private extension and he was connected by a cable his partner who
was dressed like a TV, with her breasts exposed pretending that it
was showing an adult channel. Hmmm, I would like to push her
buttons.
Jas and I were dressed as Aladdin and the princess and she looked so
damn gorgeous. We spotted our friends she was wearing a half mask
and looked alluring.
The dance floor was so darn crowded but we managed to find some
space and started boogying. We ran in to this young Hispanic
couple; The girl had gorgeous black hair all nicely coifed; black
dark eyes, white marbalish complexion like that of Moinsha Koirala.
I gently touched her; still not too sure, I wasn’t sure whether to
ask for her id to make sure she wasn’t below the age of consent. I
generally don’t find the nubile thing very enticing, but I was
enjoying the proximity a lot for sure.
She moved a bit, to get better access to my extremity, which had
turned from mortal flesh to a steel rod. I reached down and touched
her softness and let out a shriek of pleasure. There is something
so sexy and so erotic about touching a woman down there and finding
it not just moist but wet and musky inviting.
I moved my fingers down there and explored the slipperyness of her
abyss. I was faced with a question, how deep shall I go? And what a
gentleman I am, I resisted and just enjoyed the wetness heaven
without going in too deep.
We walked around a bit and enjoyed the ambiance, laughed at the
funny costumes and moved out to the “back rooms”. It was so teeming
there. And there was a smell of raw sex all around: I don’t know how
to describe it: it smelled like freshly screwed room, multiplied 100
times and for some reason it wasn’t entirely pleasant.
The freedom acres has used every inch of the backroom converted into
places where people can frolic, and believe me, we search each and
every inch of the place to find little bit of room so we could find
a nice cool place to frolic.
We spotted one corner and we slowly got in there it was more like
playing Twisters then having fun. In a few minutes we saw the other
couple walked by and we invited them in. Now the situation wasn’t
not like playing Twisters but more like a circus where a lot of
people fit in to a little Beetle. Have you ever made out in a car?
In a car as small as a Beetle? Now imagine two other couples in
there making out too! Sounds like fun doesn’t’ it?
We went back to the main room, got some post-coital food and
continued to admire the costumes; most of the patrons had lost half
of the costume by now. In the distance I noticed a couple that we
had known. There was something different about her; same beautiful
smile, same hairstyle, but she looked a little fuller. It took me a
while to realize that she had added two sizes to her endowments, its
LA afterall. I am just surprised that I took me 800 milli-seconds
to figure it out. I remembered her breasts; I wanted to see the new
improved set and a la Seinfeld, wanted to make sure that they were
still spectacular, just as I had touched them the last time around,
and they were!
What a great devilish party!
So Christmas is coming; but I don’t trust Santa – never trust a man
who “comes” only ounces a year, that’s my motto.
Happy swinging folks, remember, plural of spouse is spice.
Our “Prize winning” party a few months ago!
So Saturday rolled around, the party at Freedom Acres was ON and I
checked the theme for the night and it was “short skirt, no panties
and high heels.” I looked at Jas and Jas said smilingly, “hey two out
of three ain’too bad! I will let you figure out which of the three
element she was missing.!!
We got there at about tenish.. poured the sumptuous apple martinis
that Jas had prepared and got settled in at the club. The crowd
looked a little thin that night but the DJ was playing some
interesting music and we were thinking of getting on the dance floor.
But then the owner of the club came in to make some announcements;
general birthday and anniversary announcements, induction of new miss
Freedom Acres announcement and lastly he announced the winner of the
theme for the night, the girl who was wearing the best costume
consistent with the triple theme. They brought in three girls and one
of them, an oriental girl in skimpy white costume and a skirt shorter
than a belt and for a moment she flashed and sure enough she didn’t
have any panties on either¦ She was so pretty and smiling and full of
energy and had a gorgeous assets (here the word asset used to describe
small tight ass and not her possessions!) She was by far the best and
sure enough she won! We cheered for her for sure!
A few minutes later, we got on the dance floor and were dancing along,
my eyes were wandering all over; a gorgeous blonde on a dance pole, a
five naked girls dancing on the bar, a south American woman with very
sharp features, prettiest miss Freedom Acres from last year; what can
I say? the beauty of the female form is so enticing and intoxicating.
And then I looked at Jas and my jaw dropped. She and the winner of
the theme for that night, the cutest woman in the whole party, were -
lets just say that they were getting “acquainted” ok, they were being
acquainted with more of a touch then speech but hey, they were making
connections, the kind of connections that I’d like to see and make.
Can’tt tell you much but to say that their handshake involved checking
out woman’s endowments..
There were two other desi couples who were to meet us there, we met
one of them but didn’t click with them and the other one couldn’t make
it. In any way, I never ever write about the couples we are with so
it’s a moot point.
The music tempo was getting faster and smoother and that helped my
moves too. I was exploring the “prize of the day” the prize winner
herself. Her boyfriend was around but he was not as active but taking
in the scene and we were all having a great time.
A little bit later we went to the back room to check the action, the
Freedom Acres has expanded a little bit and have added one large room
that we sort of liked. It is an open room and allowed people to watch
and be watched and gave them enough room. We didn’t stay there very
long and came back to the dance floor.
We danced a little more, wonton dance, without any worries. Watched
these few girls on the dance pole doing amazing acrobatic feats, just
a wonderful sight. One of the other funny sight was this guy in a
white linen loose fitting suit and he had taken off his shirt and with
a long moustache he reminded us of Duryodhan from Mahabharta epic.
The imagery of Duryodhan and a swing party was just way too funny.
There was another white couple next to us and the woman was making
some advances. I didn’t feel too comfortable with that, she had three
strikes against her, she was non desi, she spoke like a redneck and
she very large breasts which I don’t find too attractive; we navigated
our way around that.
We went back to the back room and just got settled and were doing what
birds and bees do and then we spotted our favorite prize winning girl.
The white she was wearing was glowing in the dark and she looked so
sweet. They decided to join us there and I am not going to go in to
details but lets just say that we all had an absolute great time.
The prettiest sight of the night was when at one point, the prize
winning girl had removed her skirt but was still had a white thong on
which she had moved away from the critical part. The white thong was
glowing bright white in the fluorescent night and the view of her
womanhood with the white glow in the dark thong surrounding it, was so
awesome, I don’t think I will ever forget that.
It was close to 3.00 am and we were getting exhausted. There is
something so satisfying about remaining in an enhanced state of sexual
excitement for extended period of time. If you haven’t, you should
try it.
Ok folks see you at the next party, probably in early May.